thesimpsonswayoflife:

How come The History Channel only plays shows about refurbishing cars or documentaries on aliens?

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via plannedparenthood)

nbcsnl:
“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.”
— Lauren DeStefano, Wither (via quoted-books)
“Actually, I jade very quickly. Once is usually enough. Either once only, or every day. If you do something once it’s exciting, and if you do it every day it’s exciting. But if you do it, say, twice or just almost every day, it’s not good any more.”
— Andy Warhol (via observando)

questlon:

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

(via s0apwater)

pablopicasso-art:

A Blue Vase, 1903

Pablo Picasso

claudemonet-art:

Isle of Flowers on Siene near Vetheuil, 1880

Claude Monet

raxn:


rotoscoped josh ho-sangs shootout goal from biosteel camp bec y’all….. yall truly……im so hype….

raxn:

rotoscoped josh ho-sangs shootout goal from biosteel camp bec y’all….. yall truly……im so hype….

(via shermsalot)

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

(via shermsalot)

“Sure, I can talk like you, but I choose not to, It’s like an art, you know? Picasso had to prove to the world he could paint the right way, before he goes putting both eyes on the side of a face… See if you paint wrong because that’s the best you can do, you just a chump. But you do it because you want to? Then you’re an artist.”
— Neal Shusterman, Unwind (via quoted-books)

vincentvangogh-art:

A Pork-Butcher’s Shop Seen from a Window, 1888

Vincent van Gogh