grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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comedycentral:

These two amateur weightlifters won’t be winning any bodybuilding competitions, but they do get to be on tonight’s new Tosh.0.

Click here for a preview.

onceuponaplotline:

*looks at bookshelf*
*sighs lovingly*

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officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

(via beautiful-bibliophile)

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

(via liberalsarecool)

whitehouse:

FACT: You can’t get Ebola through air, water, or food in the U.S. Learn more about what we’re doing to respond.

(via liberalsarecool)

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

no

(via s0apwater)

  • doesnt watch football for one week: misses 20 injuries, 10 retirements, 5 managers fired and tons of rumors

bennguini:

The Dallas Stars have lost their chill

(via suchsweetblueshirts)

nyrangersgifs:

Anthony Duclair chalks up another one for the preseason on a setup by Dominic Moore v. the Flyers.

(via shermsalot)

chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

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